Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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