Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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