Can i not drive my cunt home
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
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