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  Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it

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• (631): View more from New York

  I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...

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• (707): View more from California

  He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.

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• (631): View more from New York

  So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."

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  Did you win?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?

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