Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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