Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
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I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
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Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not