Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY

(614): View more from Ohio

handstands? WTF?

(405): View more from Oklahoma

she was a gymnast

(614): View more from Ohio

go to hell.

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(917): View more from New York City

I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.

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(813): View more from Florida

So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!

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(513): View more from Ohio

Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby

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