Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
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Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?