you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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