i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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