well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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