It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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