I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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