I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
are you so shy because you have an std?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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