ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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