my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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