Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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