I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'm at about main and main street
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
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Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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