its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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