even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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