I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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