yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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