Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
its liver damage thursday
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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