dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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