the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
so much tequila, so little girl.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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