Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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