My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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