have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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