And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
they're like a gay fantastic four
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
