I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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