Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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