But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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