Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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