Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Randomize
