Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
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I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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