That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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