This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Non-Jews are for practice
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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