I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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