ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
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My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Drunk is a universal language darling
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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