he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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