I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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