Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
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Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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