I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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