Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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