me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You are a genius and a whore.
Randomize
