I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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