You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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