Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
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