hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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