JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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