But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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