you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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