My first STD was from a foam party
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
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So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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