Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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