Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize