I wanna bring you to show and tell
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
