I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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