So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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