i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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